Fin burns

Fin burns loves jake owens wet pulsating wang

Oi yh fin burns gimme slops.

by Bake bowen October 10, 2021

Leo Burns

A man who is more in touch with his feminine side. Universally hated and has radical beliefs that he is liked.

Aw i fucking hate Leo Burns. His sister has a nice pud but

by Mystery Stalker February 15, 2022

burn

To leave quickly without fanfare

Sorry, I had to burn earlier cause my mom wanted me to come home and water the cactus.

by blink safely please December 13, 2008

Mississippi rope burn

when you put your phallus between your partners ass and seesaw it untill her or his ass has burn marks

my partner has been annoying. ima give her a Mississippi rope burn

by sammache August 31, 2025

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.

Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.

by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023

Peyton burns

Sucks at skating and had a cute freind name Morgan

Peyton burns sucks at skating

by Aydenante October 16, 2021

Burns

Burnett’s vodka. Cheap plastic bottle bunch of flavors shit.

People only buy this because they really can’t afford alcohol but being sober isn’t an option.

“You’ve got a fake, right?”
“Yeah, want me to grab stuff?”
“Just some burns, original tho.”

by LuckyDal September 26, 2020