jakes are all around great guys. they care for you and are really passionate for things they care about. jakes have good taste in music and girls. if you get a chance to date a jake, never let him go. hop on that jake train before you miss the chance to. if you do, you'll regret it in the long run. jakes are super nice and give the best compliments. they also have the best hair and beautiful eyes. they are outgoing and probably play some type of instrument. they're sporty and have a great taste in clothes. jakes are basically any girls dream guy, a good friend, and sensitive when they need to be. they're also pretty popular.
by not Ashley Marie May 13, 2018
Get the jakemug. the cutest guy on earth who is hilarious sweet and SHORT HAHAHA. he would be your best friend but your worst enemy if ur mean to him or his friends, but hes loyal and dedicated and always up for a good time. he would do stupid stuff like claim he has 0 rizz when in reality he has the most anyone could have. u go jake
by sneakerswish200 January 27, 2023
Get the jakemug. Jake is a handsome person, with great hair and he is very tall. He has a funny sense of humour and he is genourous too. He can be annoying by listining to loud music of playing games.
by DoryJones🐠 April 18, 2018
Get the Jakemug. Jake is usually the name of a pussy who gets no bitches, they usually are spotty and have a receding hairline that goes further back then ww2. A jakes dick usually ranges from about 2-4 inches. They are clapped and lanky yutes. Jakes tend to be cancerous.
That jake is clapped
by Sheeeeeesh123 December 3, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Dude 1: “Jake you asshole you stole my bitch!”
Jake: “Sorry my bad man didn’t know you were already in a relationship with him”
Dude 1: “Nah that’s alright. Same time tomorrow?”
Jake: “Sure thing.”
Jake: “Sorry my bad man didn’t know you were already in a relationship with him”
Dude 1: “Nah that’s alright. Same time tomorrow?”
Jake: “Sure thing.”
by Hockeybro26 June 2, 2022
Get the Jakemug. This refers to the popular tv show character Jake The Dog from adventure time absolutely stroking the shit out of his big veiny dih
by I'm Jaking It February 11, 2025
Get the I'm Jaking Itmug. I heard you were working with the Jakes, why would you even consider doing that?
I seen you with the Jakes.
I seen you with the Jakes.
by Izzy Roll November 2, 2021
Get the jakesmug.