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Talking Rhubarb

To talk complete nonsense, usually in a repetitive manner, or / and for a prolonged period. To spout verbal diarrhoea, usually to an audience of participating idiots. if the word absolute is used predominantly, then this used to accentuate the synonym 'Rhubarb'. Whilst there is no actual word that has an identical meaning, disregarding the association to the plant of the name. Often two words can be used to inflect the same meaning. Examples of this would be 'talking dog shit', 'talking broken biscuits', 'spouting shit' and talking out your 'arse / or ass pipe'
Mick, can you do us all a favour and stop talking rhubarb.

All that guy has done all night is talk absolute rhubarb, he needs to give it a rest.

I went to a party last night, and it was full of undesirables, there was this one guy that just sat there and talked rhubarb all night.

He must have been on drugs, because he didn't stop talking for over 8 hours and not one part of it made the slightest bit of sense - I've never seen someone talk absolute rhubarb like this guy did. It was like an assault on the ears.
by bradsbadluck July 29, 2022
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Knowing how to talk to girls

Elon Musk's FIRST wife rejected him initially until after PayPal blew up.
Hym "So that isn't 'Knowing how to talk to girls' that he did just there. And for that to happen he got a million dollar (or more) loan from his father. So, talking to girls had nothing to do with it. Talking to girls FAILED for Elon and it FAILS for most people. But having a million dollars DID NOT fail. It's almost as though THEY ARE SELECTING FOR '1 million dollars' explicitly and they SAY they are selecting for '1 million dollars' so if you have '1 million dollars' they fuck you. They also say they are fucking the fat-cocks and the over 6 foot. So... None of that is talking."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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Shit Talk

something hyp likes doing on emerald
kys shit talk about being rich
by silver6996 October 18, 2017
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Talk Tuah

Talk Tuah cured my ballsack cancer
by straight outta kempton November 24, 2024
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All talk

Perfect. I'm glad the talk doesn't matter because all that rape and murder talk could have been really damaging.
An Idiot "You're all talk."

Hym "Good. If that's the case then that's going to work out perfectly for me."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2023
mugGet the All talkmug.

kevin talk

"Why use big word when small word easy" - kevin
Kevin Talk
Person1: can you just hunt down the original part.
kevin: Yes, me do

Later...

Person1: hey kevin what were you saying earlier about that paperwork.
Kevin: me do now.
by BumpleShmuples September 21, 2021
mugGet the kevin talkmug.

Who's talking to you bozo?

A word the phrase a person that nobody asked nor had a conversation with.
Who's talking to you bozo? said by Lazy on Discord
by I simp for !(ĐK)Lazy. July 19, 2021
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