sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.
I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad
by Hubbz September 23, 2013
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Puppy salad

A Chinese chicken wing in the butt and double penitration at the same time!!!
A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!
by Robin sack October 6, 2017
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bbq salad

After getting to the bbq you sneak off with your women and some potato salad then pour it all over her snatch and proceed to eat the bbq salad
What did you do this weekend? Me and the missus made a bbq salad.
by ThEsTiCkYeSt June 30, 2015
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Chopping the salad

It was said in the Disney original movie, The Swap; It basically means to get a haircut...

(There's a male character named Jack Malloy with long hair and his brothers keep egging him on to get a haircut...)
Hey, it's time to "chopping the salad..."

(There aren't really any examples to go off other that what was said in the movie...)
by Tazerboy_10 December 29, 2022
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Keyword Salad

A jumble of words in a paragraph, found in a YouTube video description, that just has a bunch of popular phrases, people, and trends so the algorithm is more likely to recommend people the video.

When a video has these popular words in the description, it will reach more people because of it’s popularity.
Video description: Did you hear what Dream said to Pewdiepie, James Charles, and Mr. Beast? It is super sus among us amogus, funny meme! It’s so TikTok trendy! Will Dreamwastaken be canceled cancel for what he said? Funny fun videos about this internet drama and gossip!
Viewers: What even is this keyword salad…
by mikabugg August 18, 2021
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Salad loaf

An abomination created in the 50's... It causes only pain and is neither a salad nor a loaf
"for Christmas Sarah made a salad loaf"
by totallynotaghost December 29, 2024
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Salad Bar Hacking

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
by BeholdTheCheddar August 9, 2012
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