theme park whales

Those ridiculously fat people who hang around in theme parks or amusement parks, even though they can't possibly fit on the rides. Often surounded by their calfs, those babies too young to enjoy any of the rides. Basically, they have no purpose there other than to wait in long lines for food.

Look out, Bob! It's a pod of theme park whales!

by krazyglu February 12, 2007

parking lot hoe

A female that has sex with a random male in a parking lot.

"You fucked that girl, Jordan?"
"I took her to a deserted parking lot, Maria"
"OMG she's a parking lot hoe!"

by Jordan Mack June 20, 2009

dirty park ranger

man who runs aorund public parks showing young women certain parts of their anatomy specificly the penis.

charly avenells dad is a dirty park ranger

by oliver byant February 15, 2009

take him to the park

1: Break up your relationtionship with another.

2: Ditch your date.

Both definitions refer to taking that puppy dog boy (usually) somewhere to be dumped and picked up by someone else, or just lost.

Ugh, He is so clingy he is driving me Nuts! Thats it, its time to take him to the park!

by Maylain November 14, 2005

Boy Band Parking

Boy Band Parking is the 3rd best parking spot in the lot. Oftentimes, the absolute best parking spot is referred to as "Rock Star" or "Porn Star" parking. Regardless, Boy Band Parking is not as good as Rock Star Parking because the people in Boy Bands are not artist, musicians, or entertainers. Even though ALL Boy Bands suck, they do have their loyal followers for days, weeks, months or years, so they do get to have a parking spot named after them.

Marty: "Dude... You came in late this morning, huh?"
Andy: "Yeah, but I was early enough to still get boy band parking!"

by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006

lincoln park, michigan

Lincoln park is filled with a whole bunch of skater/scene kids. Ones who dont necessarily care about much of anything. Its an okay place to live if you dont mind the ghetto houses. It looks like a nicer version of detroit, not that much nicer.

Mom: Were moving to lincoln park, michigan!
Daughter: WHAT! are we really that poor?!

by Joanna Smith February 26, 2008

The Park School of Baltimore

The most awesome school like, in the entire universe.

"Where do you go to school?"
"I go to The Park School of Baltimore"
"oh"

by Charles Schwarma April 19, 2010