hat wednesday

Hat Wednesday falls on the Wednesday prior to Thanksgiving. This holiday is celebrating by pelting Michael(s) with hats, in order to generate an appetite appropriate for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Dude, I bought like 14 hats for Hat Wednesday. Michael is going to get it this year.

by PotatoPartyPerson November 4, 2013

bowler hat lesbian

The 1930’s equivalent of a masc lesbian

My great grandmother was a bowler hat lesbian

by PissMoms November 6, 2023

Hat

you put a hat on a fucking head to fucking impress fuckers.

"oh boy I hope I can put on this innocent hat"
hat: "haha I am saw trap and will fucking rip open you haha"

by femboykisser February 16, 2025

Hat Trick

When you meet a guy and he’s wearing a hat, making him extremely a lot more attractive than he actually is without a hat, probably hiding that he’s actually bald. This is usually the case when online dating

On Tinder, I set up a really hot and steamy date with this cowboy for Valentine’s Day 😉 only to leave as soon as I saw I was the victim of a Hat Trick! He was as bald as a baby’s bare ass!!!

by Skyyblueplaya February 16, 2020

Hat

A "hat" is another slang term for a "body" in urban hood slang

That boy Jamarr is crazy out there he is up 3 hats! (Up 3 hats meaning he has caught 3 bodies/ killed 3 people)

by mk_duel September 2, 2025

pope hat

Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.

Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!

by WellDefined R Us April 9, 2017

Mississippi hat

It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head

“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”

by Kaleidoscope buttons March 22, 2023