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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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Long and Fast Paced Environment

corporate speak for a 1:00 PM to 1:00 AM (12 hours) and overworked environment for employees
random employee: "this is a long and fast paced environment"
boss: "stfu and get back to work slave- i mean employee"
by morting September 5, 2025
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long drive

Long drive means that you really don’t wanna see the person, that you don’t love them, that you hate them, and lowkey want they to die.
Him: “that’s a long drive thooo”

Her: “why don’t you just tell me to kms then?”
by Kopicake September 18, 2025
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long bells

noun; I love long bells. long bells is slang for the most beautiful girl in the world. she is so kind and bright and I hope she finds what she really needs in life i love you bells

noun; big balls
my long bells are itchy...
by calmbeforethestoem January 23, 2025
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long burgoid

A burger THE LOOOOONG WAY.
Typically a burger served in a horizontal direction.
"I went to Bunnings and had a Long Burgoid!"
by Beefboy February 7, 2025
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Long ahh dih

Yo ngl King Lebron has a Long ahh dih
by skibidicumrockets57 February 9, 2025
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long bacon

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store
by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025
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