Long Boy

An at least 14 inch turd.

Perry: Man dude, were you in the bathroom yet today?
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!

by Froggo boi January 22, 2022

Long John

Long penis

I gave her my long john

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021

7 long dark hairs!

A bald old manne.

PIG!
7 long dark hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024

long island tail

When he's grinding up on you and you reach back to size up his dick

"Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"

by Litlikefire July 9, 2018

The long ones

The long ones are the ones that are longer than the short ones.

"Those are the long ones, and those are the short ones."

by Spidermin February 5, 2017

wong siu long

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by hdjsmsme November 22, 2021

Long

(of stocks, bonds, or other investments) bought ahead, expecting a future rise in price.

In fact, here is an example sentence using "long" in its investment meaning:
"The investor bought long a stock in hopes that the price of the stock would increase in the coming months."

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025