egg racist

An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.

Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"

Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"

Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"

by Kelly Belly September 8, 2017

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mooky eggs

Describes a person who is extremely gay.

Grant just said he would suck kobe? He's MOOKY EGGS

by iso dex September 19, 2017

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throwing eggs

When A girl is sending you signals that she wants to fuck. She wants her eggs fertilized. Only used by Huntington Beach locals

That hot chick at the bar is throwing eggs.

by Da leech October 5, 2017

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shitty eggs

The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"

Yesterday i met this girl while i was out drinking.
Later i then gave her "shitty eggs"

by assfgt March 27, 2017

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Fudge Egg

When a man Loves a women very much, she may reveal her fudge egg to him and he may brag about it to the lads later.

so I laid it right in her fudge egg last night, pulled the little man out and it was goopy as anything. Had to make a runner , couldn't hold back the ol eggy stink...

by harper reid April 19, 2017

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