David

David is the kind of guy that'll make you laugh no matter what, probably even at a funeral. He cares wayyyyy too fucking much about other people and feels like self-worth and self-love will come to him when he can finds love. which is stupid. He can be a bit of a tit sometimes because of his kindness, but all he wants in life is just someone to hold for ever.

Lol that's funny who said that, David?

by AsianEgg101 October 19, 2019

.9.David Crow's Biological Mother Inspired Angel Jose Robles' Accidents.9.

.9.David Crow's Biological Mother Inspired Angel Jose Robles' Accidents.9.

.9.David Crow's Biological Mother Inspired Angel Jose Robles' Accidents.9.

by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025

David

A guy that has been with so many girls, that seemingly any girl can get a ride on his bus

Hey David, Can I ride your bus

by bentenner November 24, 2021

Davide

Davide

Davide ein Name der übergewichtigen fetten hurensöhne die jedes Wochenende nur bei McDonalds Essen und den kleinsten schwanz haben und maximal 160 groß werden

by Djsjjsjd November 22, 2021

Davidic Davititis

A chronic highly allergenic inflammatory condition caused by the return of latently infected nerve cells. Treatment within 48 hours of onset may limit the development of a persistent, severe pain (neuralgia)

Most people will become allergic after a single priming exposure to Davidic Davititis.

by JesterOthaPines December 9, 2019

Pulling a David

When you are caught out of position in a competitive video game and die solo.

Hey guys get the sniper he's pulling a David.

by Victor Blackmarsh May 13, 2024

Pulling a David

When you are with a freaky girl so you throw her off by doing her missionary style. But afterwards while she is showering you shit in her purse then leave.

1: I tried Pulling a David last night.
2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards?
1: Nah, could not waste the time
2: Then you didn't officially pull a David

by Adm_Twigs October 9, 2020