crack nose monkey

a person so retarded it’s like they do crack

aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.

by carson_r21 December 22, 2017

spackle my crack

Ejaculation between cheeks as if spackiling a crack.

I spackled beckys crack like mustard on a hot dog.
Becky before: I want him to spackle my crack.

by Mike Bohnisch September 19, 2017

Soggy Crack Biscuit

You gather some friends and play a casual game of Soggy Biscuit and then Everyone shits on the biscuit and then everyone plays a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors and whoever loses eats it. Almost as Simple as Jenga!!

Man would i kill to play a game of Soggy Crack Biscuit with Jessica's cute ass.

by Uncle Tubby December 19, 2020

dirty crack head

Someone who sells their own vagina and that of her grandmother's her kids her dogs hole, she will suck cock for £2 and a bag of chips

Watch your things that dirty crack head is looking for someone to rob

by KezaBash November 3, 2020

Crack Rock Bottom

Hitting rock bottom involving crack cocaine.

Not just rock bottom, crack rock bottom.
"wow Kim just got fired, her life sucks now... she's totally gonna hit crack rock bottom."

by Velveeta Jaxson August 31, 2013

convienent crack store

A convienent store in the ghetto with a convienent drug dealer in the parking lot

lets go get some crack at the convienent crack store

by carmelococaine February 22, 2012

crack a nut o'clock

when your feeling that sudden need to just crack a nut.

person1: what time is it. person2: IT CRACK A NUT O'CLOCK

by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023