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Christian

The most annoying thingy ever. They think they are smart and 'above average IQ'. Cannot stop BLABBERING about their religion and always gets asked "Are you actually christian?"
He cannot stop talking about how much of a Christian he is.
by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE September 17, 2022
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Christian binder

Some guy who's really cool but has a total fucking hubcap
Yo, that guy Christian binder, he's got a total fucking hubcap
by Totalfaggot69420 July 13, 2016
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Christian

Christian is the type of guy who gets in trouble lots of the time, but is so hilarious! He makes everyone laugh and loves to get the attention. He tries to get girls' attentions, but he never gets the girl. However, Christian may not be as handsome as the other guys, he sure can make girls and people laugh!
Damn, I think Christian is so funny..

Ikr!
by bakedhyun September 4, 2017
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Christian

A guy that LOVES to fuck teddy bears
Holy shit it’s christian! Wait is he fucking a teddy bear rn?!?”

“Ew gross.”
by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022
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Victory Christian School

A school dedicated for the education of Christian values. They center their education around the bible; the staff's mild sexism, covert racism, and blatant homophobic attitudes will truly make you feel right at home.
And even though the school is in a poor area, I can't think of a single time that there has been any outreach to struggling families. In fact, they dedicate most of their money to contribute to the impressive church, and haven't bothered to update any of the student facilities since 1994.

And they tried to cover up a girl getting raped by a janitor.
"I love how the bathrooms smell at Victory Christian School, and I've always felt respected by their staff."
"Haha, wait, are you being serious?"
by Iwassuicidalbeforeitwasironic February 2, 2019
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Heartland Christian School

Heartland Christian School is a very gay school with gay children
“Have you guys seen the kids at Heartland Christian School?Those kids are very gay”
by zeethegod December 18, 2021
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Hans Christian

Mainly in (queer-dense) fandoms, a gay man who proudly fantisizes about straight vanilla relationships of the characters involved. Usually a careerist, but can appear anywhere else if he's conservative enough.

After gay author and Danish citizen Hans Christian Andersen who got popular with his heteronormative fairytales.
-"David is such a Hans Christian. I mean, SonAmy is great an all, but it's not that special. And shouldn't he push for gay ships, since he's gay himself? Talk about supression of expression!"
by Cinamel April 19, 2018
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