Smelly Bum Fluff

When the fluffy hair on thou's rectum creates a specific unpleasant scent, which in return, creates an aroma which typically tends to attract the homeless and black folk towards your general area. Then if the black and homeless folk surrounds you and any other companions in your party, you will then proceed to be skullfucked and robbed of all your personal belonging, including your virginity.
Example 1- Garrett: "Hey Colin, I recently got diagnosed with Smelly Bum Fluff, what does it do to me?"
Colin: "Oh no, this isn't good. This means you smell like Stinky Poopy, we must get out of the area immediately, otherwise we won't be enjoying our weekend!"

Example 2- Requis: "What up my nigga. Guess what, I heard somebody in a 10 kilometer radius was just recently given Smelly Bum Fluff, you know what that means?"
DeShawn: "Oh hell yeah I do, let's get this Number #1 Victory Royale"
by Cure2theAutism October 16, 2019
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Double bum tum

This phenomenon occurs when a man or woman has a beer belly and s/he wears a belt in the middle creating a bum-like effect.

See photo: This phenomenon occurs when a man or woman has a beer belly and s/he wears a belt in the middle creating a bum-like effect.
Amaya: Ashleigh, do you think this belt looks nice?
Ashleigh: nah. I think it gives you double bum tum
by No dbt August 16, 2015
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front bum wedgie

Pulling ones undies into a wedgie at the front pubic area, particularly with the vagina. This could also be achieved by wearing a G string backwards. It can be used as a loving gesture to ones partner to get a shocking response
"hey darl check my front bum wedgie"
"hey darl bet you never seen this before" (pull a front bum wedgie"
by Bakes Galaxy January 17, 2015
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Clitty Bum Flap

A piece of string that goes from the buttocks to the clit. It is nailed in both ends used as a fashion accessory.
Can I see your clitty bum flap?
Who nailed your clitty bum flap?
That's such a cool clitty bum flap!
by d0ugie29 August 18, 2016
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Pointy Bum Wank

When you simultaneously have a wank while sticking you finger up your bum then proceed to point the shit covered finger at surrounding people.
"Just had a pointy bum wank in asda"

"Who at?"

"The man who was baking cookies"
by its as easy as 123 October 09, 2016
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interlocking bum spoons

a form of spooning where the couple lay top to tail, each on their side facing opposite ways, whilst interlocking bums in the middle of the bed.
Jess Riley decided to relax by engaging in interlocking bum spoons with her partner.
by sweetbabe2k9 January 21, 2009
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nasty bum sex

"farquar came over last night, we had a nice bottle of red wine, a few joints and nasty bum sex."
by frank pubes September 16, 2005
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