The true asshole

you just meet this girl somewhere and then you hang out with her for 3 weeks then some other guys shows up and ruins your fucking plan. Then you think to yourself "I will assassinate this bitch if he doesn't stop his flirting shit " Then you meet back with your friend after the third day they hang out and she just gets tired of you and doesn't want to do anything like you guys used to because your friend that you liked is dong it with dat ass hole and you ont know what to do so you just buy her things and buy her things and you realize the only reason she is doing things with you is because you buy her shit because you have the money to spend but you want to save it to buy a car. Then you stop because there's no point of trying anymore and you met a new girl. Then you see the asshole chilling with another girl and you say "Wtf" then you realise wtf do i care. That's what you call the true ass hole>

The true asshole
guy:hey
girl:hey

guy:so hows it going:
Next few weeks

asshole:hey

girl:hey
girl:your nice

ashole:flerts with her

boy:Wtf fuck you
a few weeks later

Boy: Im tired of buying her shit
newgirl:well you should not
boy: um ok you herd that

newgirlyeah

a few weeks later
Newgirl:I like you

boy:I like you too

you guys hug

The true ass hole:with a girl
boy:Wtf
boy-Doesn't care

by True catch October 15, 2018

Tight asshole

When your asshole/butthole is tight normally if it’s too tight you finger it

Shane’s big dick couldn’t fit in toms tight asshole so shane stuck his fingers and toms mouth and shoved them up his asshole, he wiggled his fingers a bit and then tried to fit his dick in

by Gay person OH YESS February 22, 2022

Cinderella my asshole

Something you say when your fed up with someone who acts like a bitch all the time.

Hey Jared cinderella my asshole-alicia

by JaradBel4 January 19, 2017

Asshole

An ass hole is a person (my ex) who didn't give a single shit about me, they don't want you for companion they just want you to suck and fuck (hey Dom)

That dude is such an asshole

by bbbbbbbjdmd,xdmxmxmmmxlsssjjs5 October 15, 2019

asshole

Someone who is selfish and doesn't let you do the things you want to do. An asshole want's to make your life a misery and only cares about doing so.

Boy 1: OMG, urban dictionary won't let me post the things that I want to post
Boy 2: What assholes!

by Gwyndalf1999 July 21, 2014

THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE

LITERAL DEFINITION:

Your lips, mouth and tongue are in the correct position to show your ASSHOLE LOVE.

Reason as, THE ASSHOLE will kiss you in a short period of time when you keep repeating and build up the excitement more.

FIGURATIVE DEFINITION:

There is a real SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL here as , " what an ASSHOLE!!!!

Given the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird but taking the blue birds away due to the blues.

I will just now and I am ready to give a loving lASSHOLE KISS as my mouth naturally applies closing all the way around YOUR ASSHOLE and I lovingly begin the ASSHOLE LOVE MAKING tasting the ASSHOLE real well as I discharge air as it goes naturally inside as the sensual sound it makes as I just THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE and wait.

THROWING KISSES TO AN ASSH0LE as the ASSHOLE will return a KISS TO YOUR ASSHOLE MOUTH as it is to be said that THE ASSHOLE is a separate ENTITY will seem that not part of you.

I have become am ASSHOLE when my bird has come and they all want to THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE like me and say goodbye to the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL.

You never give that SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird as they have way too many now but instead THROW KISSES TO AN

ASSHOLE .

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 12, 2021

asshole

1. A term of endearment most commonly used in the tactical/self defense community.
2. Someone who really knows their field of expertise and may seem abrupt to those that did not expect to get their gear dirty.

That (insert favorite instructor) is an asshole. He really knows his shit!

by multicam_cowbell April 28, 2015