Adam

A fucking pussy ass 5ft 8’ bitch

That guys An Adam

by Meqoqooqooq October 10, 2023

Adam

This cool, funny, sometimes annoying white dude that tries his best to cheer you up. He doesn't really have a best friend but he has two really close friends. He always think that his lucky to have those two guys, and the guys think so too.
His a real lady charmer with the attitude that the ladies love.
Give Adam a day or two and you'll see why he doesn't have a best friend
Cos everyone wna be his best friend but he don't work like that
Adam is always online or on the internet
He might not be a while in the area but he will visit you bro

Don't sweat it
Adam won't forget about his close friends

Guy1: Bro have you spoken to Adam yet?
Guy2: yeah I just met him and we gna go to his house and play Xbox 1

by Bloodboy youngteen January 8, 2019

Adam

deez nuts

nobody:
adam: deez nuts

by adswires daughter November 21, 2021

Adam

1. Biblical person.
2. My friend who either gets girls or everyone thinks he’s gay.

1.” Adam and Eve are the first man and woman, considered the parents of humanity.”
2. “Adam please stop talking about catholic stuff” I say.
Adam, “ no! That’s being ‘religist’”

by Emordnilap June 11, 2025

adam maitland

beetlejuice character, the husband of barbara maitland, he dies in 3 different ways

1:Car crash
2: falling into his basement hitting his head
3: electrocution by a faulty wire

why the hell do are you an adam maitland simp

by beanmanw April 5, 2024

Adam

Is always late to the party cause he was too busy laying eve. But for real Adam is the dad of everybody and is always fixing problems and everybody loves him no homo.

Be the bigger person. Be Adam

by The goat of legitness August 19, 2020

Adam

Adam, Kern, Sony - dumb ass's who are tards and have shitty grades. Adam made a teacher cry. Most importantly, if you see these kids, run the fuck away. This isn't for all of the other Adam's, Kern's, and Sony's in this world.

Adam

is a fuck.

by IKnowYoIncognito March 25, 2019