Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!

by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009

Roach legs

Slang for the stubble hairs you see in the sink after shaving.

I clogged the damn sink again! There's too many roach legs!

by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

Leg list

A special list teachers use

Leg list

by anonymous October 1, 2020

Fourth leg

Which them or him is packing with the third more meat then they should so… ITS A FOURTH LEGG!!!

My man put that fourth leg on me last night

by hoe is life September 25, 2022

Genie Legs

An insult used for anyone who is a clumsy sh*t
Synonyms are Clodhopper, and Heavy Foot.

"Who knocked over my grandmas vase?"
"Genie Legs over here is the culprit"

by FishyLegs April 23, 2021

Stanky leg

The lingering smell on your leg, after you get a lap dance at the strip joint.

After getting a lap dance, John told Aaron “man that girl left a smell on my leg”.

Aaron replied “haha you got a stanky leg”.

by RNKMXN November 5, 2022

Sailor with a wooden leg

When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch

She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here

by Gabberke December 30, 2022