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soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.
I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.
by Skylark838 September 25, 2018
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EGG

Hello beautiful dame, I can tell we share so much in common as you are a fellow EGG. Shall the intercourse commence?
by CactÆ February 20, 2020
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Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.
I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.
by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021
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Egg white

Word used for people that have the same features as an egg white. Could also be used as an adjective.
Emily: "I'm such an egg white"
Emily 2: "Don't be harsh on yourself Emily, you're not an egg white, you're a yolk, I am an egg white"
by tingarse January 11, 2021
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Cream Egg

Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards
Hey man I just had a cream egg!”

“Oh, did it taste good?”

What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”
by CreamyEgg May 5, 2020
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Who shit in your easter egg

Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.
"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.
by Shella34 May 13, 2011
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Keester egg hunt

When you take candy eggs ,such as robins eggs, and you take a funnel and put them in someone’s ass and then you try to find them with your mouth
I was talking to this girl last night and she said she wanted to go on a keester egg hunt later and winked at me
by Alexprr06 March 28, 2024
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