Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.

I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

by Slickrick42 July 23, 2022

ignorant donkey

to lack knowledge as hugely as a donkey

yo finsider you an ignorant donkey man

by notyofriendman May 15, 2011

Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 13, 2023

donkey kong slam

the act of putting your fists together and beating the shit out of someone

Imma donkey kong slam that bitch if she makes fun of minecraft one more time

by faggitswils December 16, 2017

Donkey Kick

Where a girl sucks your dick when your backwards and then kick her

DUDE, i donkey kicked that bitch

by DonkeyDick3126 April 15, 2016

Donkey kick

The act of kicking backwards with one or both feet as hard as you can. Normally the results from male partner performing the batman on the female partner.

He destracted me with a flashlight, then shoved it in my ass, so I donkey kicked him of the bed.

by Fruittree12345 August 28, 2017

donkey kick

So you're 69ing a chick and you're about to cum so you kick the back of her head with your feet and hold her head down while you cum

So I was 69ing Karen last night and I have that bitch a donkey kick.

by Bigbuckels77 March 13, 2017