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The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.
Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022
mugGet the The Can Openermug.

Tin Can

Someone who doesn’t do anything in a CFO, usually due to sociological circumstances.
The dirty dog President pulled a Tin Can and watched as the planes entered the tower during a CFO
by MysticFEAR March 7, 2023
mugGet the Tin Canmug.

can a can can a can?

no, a can cannot can a can
some dude: can a can can a can?

some other dude: no a can cannot can a can

some dude: why not

some other dude: a can cant can a can because the can can not do anything else than to can stuff
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 17, 2022
mugGet the can a can can a can?mug.

Can

Someone who behaves like an ape and has no drip at all
Frank: Is that can over there doing monkey noises?
Lisa: not again!
by Nibbzz November 23, 2021
mugGet the Canmug.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
mugGet the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug.

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