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Road Kill

n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?

life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention

broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?

someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart

a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs

a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab

“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’

You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’

‘You ready to step into the jungle?’

‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “
by AmericanBeauty47 September 1, 2012
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National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day
by Sir paska January 28, 2023
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Kill Yourself

A common phrase used when someone does something of a mild inconvenience to you.
Person 1: Fortnite Sucks!

You: kill yourself.

Person 2: "hey nerd, Nice shoes! 2001 called and apparently, something happened to the world trade center."

You: Kill yourself.
by harloold March 7, 2023
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Kille

Kille is the best person she always has good energy and loves to be social with other people. If you are named kille you will have the mos beutiful eyes and killes are just always perfect.
OMG Kille is comming.
Look there is kille i love her
by SSSHHHHUUU January 19, 2022
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salt kill

To kill an enemy player in a video game in a way that induces salt or to add salt to the wound after killing an enemy.
Guy 1: What the fuck?! This guy is teabagging me and he's losing!
Guy 2: Yeah their team has been salt killing this entire game.
by TheyCallMeTranq February 17, 2017
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