suprise turd

The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.

"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"

" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"

suprise turd turtle head peaker

suprise turd by Kick your ass February 19, 2014

back turd 

Party pooper, downer

That girl is such a back turd. Does she even know the definition of fun?

back turd by Frodo1997 July 2, 2014

cry turd

A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.

Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."

Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."

Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."

Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"

cry turd by punbucket January 8, 2015

Miracle turd 

A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping

Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''

Miracle turd by Hola ese June 8, 2015

Sandy Turd Flex (STF) 

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.

"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"

Sandy Turd Flex (STF) by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

word turd 

not being able to get words out; like being constipated, but with words.

Dude 1: Dude, spit it out!

Dude 2: Sorry Dude, I just had a word turd

word turd by haramb3 November 24, 2016

nerve turd 

A poo you do when you are nervous. Usually occurs before a significant event such as before a job interview or your wedding day.

I did the biggest nerve turd just before I left to go to the wedding.

nerve turd by MissBear April 25, 2017