Heat Meat

The result of being up for days on crystal meth (COMMONLY KNOWN AS "THE HEAT") and finding that your penis has shriveled up to a 1/4 inch of wrinkly useless flesh not even good enough for a proper piss. The heat stick equivalent of whisky dick.

awe shit man, after 4 days that hot chick from the party finally fell asleep and i tried to pull the old 'did i wake you? sorry.... oh yeah my dick is in you isn't it? weird..... Good morning!' trick but i had a terrible case of heat meat

by heatmeat October 30, 2010

Dug meat

Dug meat is fine cuisine often served in small towns such as bonnyrigg and rosewell

Dug neat can also be served with a side of cold beans and a refreshing 50p isotonic to wash it down

Guy 1
"Oh look over there wee brain's oan the dug meat again"

by Not william 69 January 19, 2019

meat crown

when you cut your penis off with scrapbook scissors so it has a zig zag and looks like a paper crown

Yo did you hear about Jay’s accident?
No what happened?
He was making a scrapbook and accidentally chopped his dick off so he has a meat crown now!

by Dyson Grommley January 12, 2021

Meat in the mouth

taking a thicc dick straight to the face

sharla got meat in the mouth from Kevin at the new years party, she had cum all over her face

by cuntminer42069awwwman September 5, 2019

Meat Salad

A gaggle of hot men dressing a straight woman up in nothing but adoration, usually done in a bedroom or other similar setting.

"'Erik invited his guys from the firehouse over last night, and that was one DELICIOUS meat salad', said Emily."

by Luchiapet September 1, 2014

Meat Sugar

A slang for tasty semen

Please daddy put all of your meat sugar in my mouth!!!!!!!!!

by JTafterdark March 12, 2019

Hamburger Meat

What happens to your man bag when the mesh on your swim trunks rubs against the skin on your meat and two veg because of the salt water of the ocean.

(Also known as chafing)

After jumping the waves, the boy said "mom, I have hamburger meat, can we go to the pool instead?"

by Kmo7 July 20, 2018