snake

danger noodle

p1:oh damn thats a snake
p2:nope thats a danger noodle

by asimplelass February 9, 2023

snake

mary tawfik

mary tawfik is the biggest snake i’ve ever met

by mileven4eva April 1, 2022

Snake

A fake Snapchat account (like finsta but for snap)

Snap + fake = snake

And ur being a snake if ur being fake

I totally trolled him with my snake account.

by Hatinafield November 30, 2021

Body Armour with a Snake

Anyone with an engineering degree.

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

Snake

A legendary mercenary

“Colonel, I want my fucking Lunchables” - Naked Snake

by Whovian1156 January 2, 2024

Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."

by Hectorino November 26, 2021

Snake

Rhys.
Roger: please don’t tell anyone
Rhys: I won’t dont worry you can tell me anything and I won’t tell anyone

*moments later*

Rhys: guess what roger said to me

ANOTHER EXAMPLE

Rhys: I’m not coming out I’m busy

*checks location on snapchat*

*Rhys is with Bitch*

Rebecca: abosolute snake

Rhys is a snake.

by SneakyBrekky November 20, 2018