Twat salad

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.

Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

Soup and Salad

One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.

I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad

by Robert Worden May 5, 2018

Deviled toss salad

The act of when your tripping on LSD acid and Xanax then decide it's a great idea to eat ass of a angry bull

Josh- bro I'm tripping I see an angry bull let's give him the deviled toss salad

by @$$blaster November 7, 2021

meat salad

Having someone lick an asshole during anal sex

my girlfriend totally gave my other girlfriend a meat salad last night...

by Your meat salad master June 6, 2015

Ambrosia Salad

Cumming inside your woman while she's on her period, then eating that creamy magenta slurry right back out from the ol' hatchet wound, and once you've got a mouthful, you share the delicacy by making out with her.

Girl: my boyfriend looked like a demon clown as he came up to kiss me, last night after chowing ambrosia salad from my bloody snizz

by Skellshine April 21, 2024

dub salad

A pile of 20 dollar bills.

I'm going to the casino to pick up my dub salad.

by Harvey Silver February 5, 2017

King Salad

When all thats left on the chessboard is your king and all your pawns.

Jeff slid his queen to another one of Dean's pawns "I am eating a king salad." He said. His voice dripping with evil.

by CookieDoom September 5, 2009