Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
by QuacksO February 29, 2020
Get the real poomug. 
by zendayaisgod October 2, 2022
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Get the Real woodmug. Everybody knows who you are. A stereotype generator and a human being labeler. A freekin' cancer factory.
MLK on the Tv: "...judged by the content of our character"
Jay-Z on a Cd: "actions, well, yall already know the actions."
Dare Drug Free: "The Real Hater."
Jay-Z on a Cd: "actions, well, yall already know the actions."
Dare Drug Free: "The Real Hater."
by StillGodTime September 11, 2010
Get the The Real Hatermug. sigh
1 Level 5 Gyatt: Big ass
2 Rizz: Flirting, seducing
3 Livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk:
A Baby Gronk, 10-year-old football "prodigy"
B Livvy Dunne: Olivia Dunne, member of LSU tigers
C A video h00pify where he says Livvy "rizzed" Baby Gronk and
convinced him to commit to LSU
4 Ice Spice: Female rapper
5 What the dog doin: A vine where guys grab into a cup of mints,
suddenly a dog's paw appears: one says the phrase
6 Skibidi Toilet in real life:
A Skibidi Toilet: Series where toilets with heads attack,
sing Dom Dom Yes Yes by Biser King
B In real life: Content where people recreate fictional things
7 Only in Ohio: Bizarre things said to happen in Ohio
8 We go jim: Phrase by Lexx Little, fitness bodybuilding YouTuber
who shouted it during his training in a video
9 Zyzz: Aziz, bodybuilder who went by Zyzz, used as a name
for the bodybuilding lifestyle
10 Creatine: Substance in muscles producing energy
11 Alpha: Person, usually male, believes they're a "leader/superior"
like an alpha of a wolf pack
12 Sigma: Person, usually male, doesn't conform to social norms,
lone wolf, successful, hated for usually being sexist
13 Cuh dey boad: Ohmontaine's "cause they bored"
in his rap song replying to haters
14 A phrase said by content creator Mr Big Chops
1 Level 5 Gyatt: Big ass
2 Rizz: Flirting, seducing
3 Livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk:
A Baby Gronk, 10-year-old football "prodigy"
B Livvy Dunne: Olivia Dunne, member of LSU tigers
C A video h00pify where he says Livvy "rizzed" Baby Gronk and
convinced him to commit to LSU
4 Ice Spice: Female rapper
5 What the dog doin: A vine where guys grab into a cup of mints,
suddenly a dog's paw appears: one says the phrase
6 Skibidi Toilet in real life:
A Skibidi Toilet: Series where toilets with heads attack,
sing Dom Dom Yes Yes by Biser King
B In real life: Content where people recreate fictional things
7 Only in Ohio: Bizarre things said to happen in Ohio
8 We go jim: Phrase by Lexx Little, fitness bodybuilding YouTuber
who shouted it during his training in a video
9 Zyzz: Aziz, bodybuilder who went by Zyzz, used as a name
for the bodybuilding lifestyle
10 Creatine: Substance in muscles producing energy
11 Alpha: Person, usually male, believes they're a "leader/superior"
like an alpha of a wolf pack
12 Sigma: Person, usually male, doesn't conform to social norms,
lone wolf, successful, hated for usually being sexist
13 Cuh dey boad: Ohmontaine's "cause they bored"
in his rap song replying to haters
14 A phrase said by content creator Mr Big Chops
A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
B: what the fuck, take your medication
B: what the fuck, take your medication
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