Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law

"As an internet discussion about Bill O'Reilly grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Falafel or Loofa approaches one."

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing..."

"Aw crap, there goes Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law."

by TWL.com August 12, 2008

Newton's Third Law of Motion

I hit you, you hit floor.

Person 1:What is Newton's Third Law of Motion?
*Random guy punches Person 1, person 1 goes to the floor*
Person 1: OW!
Random Guy: That's the law

by Xajdyn March 27, 2013

Hunter's First Law of the Internet

Within 10 minutes of any online forum exchange, some twat will always write "Don't feed the troll".

The twat in question is always either:

1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.

2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".

SeanHunter: "I think the constant rolling news format of the TV media tends to turn serious cases like the McCann kidnapping or the Venables prison recall into circuses...."

Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"

SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."

by SeanHunter March 7, 2011

Warowl's Fourth Law of Counter Strike

Warowls Fourth law of Counter Strikes states that Negev is always the meta of the Counter Strike franchise.

Person 1: Dude the CTs are just spraying through B tunnel with a smoke

Person 2: Darn it Warowl's Fourth Law of Counter Strike yet has strikes it again

by i like the smell of macs August 16, 2021

co-great-aunt-in-law

The wife of one's grandparent-in-law's brother.

My co-great-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk

"You can keep purchasing small costlier-per-piece packages of a product till Doomsday, and you will always continue needing a sizable amount/quantity of it per week/month/year. But then just as soon as you plunk down a tidy sum for an economy-priced bulk-quantity of said commodity, your needs and/or lifestyle will immediately change, and so now you will likely never even begin to consume that much volume in your entire lifetime."

For example, you purchase several cases of plain white paraffin candles for your antique chandelier that you love to illuminate every evening, only to then discover that an electric-candle "upgrade" kit is available, and comes with fixtures that look just like the elegant candles and fit perfectly into your chandelier's holders! So now you're stuck with many hundreds of little white-wax tapers that you'll probably never have any use for.

I feel like such a total bulk-buying buffoon --- I had been consuming several expensive plywood-cutting circular-saw blades per year in my household woodworking-tasks, and so eventually I had purchased a bargain-priced fifty-pack of only-minutely-rusty "new old stock" Skilsaw-blades from a private seller on E-Bay. But then I had started using a larger-bladed table-saw for most of my panel-slicing/trimming needs, and so I've only used one or two of the circular-saw blades from the package in the many months since that time! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk" to me!!!

by QuacksO August 8, 2018

co-cousin-niece-in-law

The granddaughter-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019