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Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface October 31, 2011
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Tea time

Mika fish likes to have tea time with her hubby, however , her best friend, vampire cat, needs her beauty sleep.
by Teatimeenthusiast September 23, 2017
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Salty Sweet Tea

Dip the scrotum in sugar and have your partner suck all the salt off. Then proceed to ejaculate in your partner mouth.
Jenny came over for some salty sweet tea
by Peg_leg Antione May 21, 2023
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Green Tea Mousse cookie

Person 1: Idk why Green Tea mousse cookie reminds me of caseoh
Person 2: wait is she a character from cookie run kingdom?
Person 1: yeah?
by Mariomushroomkingdom November 6, 2025
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Ice Tea

A code word you send to your friend when you receive nudes and want to show them. Often used when the said person around you.
"Hey Jeremy, I got some ice tea from Kayla. Wanna see it?"
"Sure! Better be some sweet ice tea bro!"
by IncognitoisLife September 12, 2017
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Tea

'Have you seen Tea today? - Yeah he's so hot!'
by m0nki May 6, 2022
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Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.
by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021
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