blend my socks

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage

That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
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by Soulflared April 8, 2022

Sock Foreskin

The inside of a sock where all the material connects, balling up into an irritating bit.

Rodger: Man this sock foreskin is bugging the shit out of me its like theres a rock in my shoe I can’t get rid of.

Tony: Yeah I hate that shit too bro

by DannyDogg January 6, 2021

Sock

A group of snakes.

What's more than one snake called? Oh, that's a sock of snakes.

by Tweakn420 January 22, 2025

Collecting Socks

Taking that ass.

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS THE WHOLE TIME I WAS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. FOR ANN HOUR AND A HALF STRAIGHT I WAS COLLECTING THEM BOYS!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.

by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019

long sock challenge

This is a scary challenge. First you where long socks (preferably white). Then you all have to sleep in the same room together. Before you go to sleep you each have to say moon 3 times. Then you have to fall asleep on your stomach in order for the challenge to work. When you wake up all of you will have the same nightmare.

(person in sleep over) yo we should do the long sock challenge. (everyone else) good idea!

by the.scary.challenge.guy March 5, 2020

Sock puppet people

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.

The sock puppet people are taking all the purse money from the real racehorse trainers.

by Squrl November 15, 2023

Wet sock lover

Someone who enjoys the feeling of wearing wet socks.

Greg is a wet sock lover.

by Larry_n March 25, 2022