Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.

Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."

by Corsters May 20, 2025

Social Shock

When someone consciously finds themself past their limit in a social situation but they find the energy to keep going because of social obligations. They often experience extreme fatigue after these moments are over.

The only reason I got through that office holiday party was because of social shock.

by carlthelong August 18, 2023

social-capitalist

A person or organization that specializes in the success or increase of other human beings.

I enlisted the services of a social-capitalist to connect me with resources.

by Ferdie Birdie May 9, 2018

social bedtime

“Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.

It’s been a long day and as it’s my social bedtime I’ll catch up with you later!

by clb628 March 6, 2024

Social Moth

Similar to a Social butter fly but you get distracted by shiny things or people just seat you away.

Dude 1: hey man why don't you come to this party?
Dude 2: I would but I'm a bit of a social moth.

by FreedomGriffin May 29, 2018

Sayori Social Credit

An emoji that Crackanigle (or Matress) should make as an emote in Doki Doki Fandom or he has a small cock

"Guys, did Crack make Sayori Social Credit as an emoji yet? No? Smhing my head."

by RiverSpacePirate October 28, 2021

political socialization

It is when the government forces you to talk to people even when you don't want too

extrovert: let's go to trump's campaign

introvert: I don't want to go plus I hate trump and him truing yo make us political socialization when there is a pandemic going on
extrovert(pulls out a gun): we are going
introvert: ok

by yehyaeatskossa69 November 22, 2020