The new friend that you seem to be crushing on no matter how much you don’t want to. Part of you knows that you’re only in love with the idea of them but that’s not enough to stop you. You hear them in every song. You see them in the cracks of the pavement on your long walks downtown. You know it’s a bad idea to fall for sam because they’re strictly off limits for reasons you don’t need to get into…. But how could you not fall in love with them? (They play guitar)
by too_adicted May 6, 2023
Get the Sammug. by Sam and Billy March 15, 2021
Get the Sam and Billymug. 
If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.
by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022
Get the sam cockmistermug. by Rhi Annon August 11, 2018
Get the Do a sammug. 
Shit I've been a massive twat and done a SAM, those poor people who thought they bought tickets off me
by SwindonTony May 31, 2019
Get the SAMmug.