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sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.
I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad
by Hubbz September 23, 2013
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word salad

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Measuring the lane of a vector place will put you in debt. The railroad movers lie within the realm of those unaccepted by society; alternatively, calque. Originating when the friend stopped ending in favor of the voiceless postalveolar affricate, protection is no longer top grade. This may fill you with surprise, but toxicity toward current events can in fact measure said events. Events include a segment of swordplay which originates within a frying device which may be expressed through innuendo that stops beginning and loses.
Cow food is half an inaccurately named letter- not! A hat made of a stereotypically british drink says "Wow, vision orbs have sound!". Owl noise does not end until the start of a clock sound is removed within a word salad corridor which has not begun to be finished on schedule.
by diggorypip586 May 12, 2022
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Chopping the salad

It was said in the Disney original movie, The Swap; It basically means to get a haircut...

(There's a male character named Jack Malloy with long hair and his brothers keep egging him on to get a haircut...)
Hey, it's time to "chopping the salad..."

(There aren't really any examples to go off other that what was said in the movie...)
by Tazerboy_10 December 29, 2022
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bbq salad

After getting to the bbq you sneak off with your women and some potato salad then pour it all over her snatch and proceed to eat the bbq salad
What did you do this weekend? Me and the missus made a bbq salad.
by ThEsTiCkYeSt June 30, 2015
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Salad finger

Last summer at my buddys engament party i got some salad finger from some swamp donkey from montana! And all my buddys watched thru the window of my R.v
by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 16, 2009
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Puppy salad

A Chinese chicken wing in the butt and double penitration at the same time!!!
A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!
by Robin sack October 6, 2017
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Soup and Salad

One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.
I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad
by Robert Worden May 5, 2018
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