A competitive sexual act. A man asks for sex from his partner who is menstruating. Due to the menstruation the couple chooses anal play as an alternative. At some point during anal penetration, the man assesses the amount of fecal matter on his phallus. Once a sufficient amount is present, he quickly pulls out and penetrates the menstruating vagina resulting in a phallus covered in feces and blood. He then quickly pulls out a second time and takes a picture.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.
Oh wow, these are great entries! I wonder who will be awarded the Rusty Barnegat medal this season?
I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!
I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!
by Gallowbraid October 5, 2022
Get the Rusty Barnegat mug.When a male hasn't had sex for a substantial period of time, he might warn his partner that his wilbur (his penis) is a little rusty (out of practice).
by Ulare4 October 6, 2022
Get the rusty wilbur mug.After performing anal sex without a condom, the male then stabs his partner in the eye with his penis, resulting in pink eye.
Note: it is not a “rusty ram” unless the partner gets a 1/4 inch of crust on the eye!
Note: it is not a “rusty ram” unless the partner gets a 1/4 inch of crust on the eye!
“Did you hear Heather is sick? She just got back from her trip from Las Vegas!”
“Yeah, some dude gave her a rusty ram!”
“Yeah, some dude gave her a rusty ram!”
by Timayyyyyyyyyy October 8, 2022
Get the rusty ram mug.Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.
Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.
by muphinman January 4, 2022
Get the Rusty Basement Key mug.by Bodacioustatas69 January 21, 2022
Get the Rusty muffler mug.it's when you haven't done something you really great at better than others in a long time, and you not as good as you use to be and need some practice to get back how good you use to be at it.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 27, 2022
Get the Rusty mug.When someone doesn’t realize they’re not on mute while attending an online video call and talks to someone else or says something they weren’t intending the guests to head. Derived from pulling a “Rusty” where you talk on a video call but are on mute.
by Bwellz May 31, 2022
Get the Reverse Rusty mug.