by Uhhhh_idk- November 9, 2023
Get the Throw a short person daymug. 
by anonymous May 6, 2024
Get the Personmug. young women in their late teens to mid-20's who seek relationships with emotionally immature (typically leftist) men in their mid-30's. differ from gold diggers in that they seek out such relationships not for money but out of awe of a perceived intellect and stability. the men reciprocate these relationships because younger women tend to be more easygoing and forgiving with regards to their emotional immaturity. oftentimes these young women interpret the relationships as predatory later in life, though the degree to which their male partners intended harm varies. inspired by kristen roupenian's short story "cat person".
lauren, a notorious cat person, slid into the dm's of her favorite dirtbag left podcaster with the hopes of him being lonely and desperate enough to see her as a viable partner.
by acidaa August 9, 2021
Get the cat personmug. A person whom has little to no red flags, makes you happier than words can express, and is everything you want and more
by Blelelelelelelele September 29, 2023
Get the The Perfect Personmug. by ImTrashBoi October 29, 2023
Get the Person Amug. Person 19: D̵̺͛I̶͎͌E ͈̓ I ͕́ H ̺͑A ̻͝T ̫̿Ĕ̵̟ Ÿ̴̙́Ỏ̴̳U ̤̿ A ̺̚L ̝͝L̵̜͌
Person 1: THATS IT IM CALLING PERSON 32
*Person 32 comes from the sky*
Person 32: Who to banish into the 2763rd dimension?
Person 1: that asshole over there
Person 32: Okay!
Person 32: D ̧̢̨̡͚͇̺̱̞͙͇͕̺̪͌̒͐̎̋͌̆́̿͐̓̈́͆̽͑̊͌̐͗͋͘̕̚͟͠Ḯ̴̡̢̧̛̪͍̹̱̜̠͚̝̱̲̲̥̭̱̞̳͆̄͆͌̐̈͌͑̓̒̃̀̕̕͟͟͝ͅͅE ̧͇̜̤̭͉̏̈́̔̓̂̌̓̆̈́͂̍̈́̉̿͌͘̕ͅ Y̴̡̫̻͍͉̘̑͗͗̀͒͆̄̈́̊̏̈͂͋̎͆̅͆̾͊̈́͂̍͘͡͝Ő̶̧̨͔̯͕̪̲̤͇̞̺͎̭̘͚͙̙̙̼̯̦̹͗͊̔͟Ư̶̡̢̛͚͎̹̦̞̋̐̎̋̾̊̑̿͌̓̓̋̀̾͌̅̈͐͘͜͝͡͝ A̶̢̟͓͇̙̹͍̙͑̽̽̊̎͌͑̉̆̀̈́̿̎̀̀͘͝ͅT̶͉̤̪͚̜̙̲̺̪̹͉̰̯̏̈́̍̂́̾R ̧̨͓͇͎̠͇̆̓͒̒̔̎̎̇͛̿̀̀̋͑̅̓̔̿͘͜͝͠͡ͅȮ̴̡̹̊͌̆̓̀̏̃̽̚̚͜͝C̶̢͉͓͇̯͇͕̪̮̲͇̜̪̍̈́̾̈́̑̐̃͂̆̾͛͛̃́̋̄͂̑̕̕ͅI ̛͖͋̇́̍̍́̂̐̈́̊̌͊̈́̄̈́͛̍̚͘̕Ǒ̴̡͇̣̰̬͎͈̤͔̣͇͎͇̍̒́͆̇̄̅͊͐͑͂͆͆͂̔̋͠Ȗ̴̪̱̩̙̮̑̾̉̈̔̀̂̐̒͊͊́͒̐͊͘͝͡S̶̨͕͙̲̫̻̪̩̤̺̜͈̹̹̝͎̥̺͓͗̽͂̾̊͑͘͜͟͠ P ̖̠͎̃̔̑̽̍̄̍͋̊̾̂̏̽̇̑̕̕̕͜͝͡͝Í̴̢̢̛̞̺̻͓̣̗̲̩͍̠̻̂͒̅̋̍͂̿̌̏̓̌̃̈͒͆̆͘͟͠͠E ̡̭͎̯͙̗̄͊̅̂̊̽́̊̈́̓̔͋̓͌̓͂͐̈C̴̛̖̻̓̀̐̊͗̐̀̎́͑̈̓̈́̃͂̚̕̚͡͡͡E̴̡̡̬̳͖͙̖͖̝͕̮͔̫̩͕͈͚̜͔͋̄̇̈́̇̓͒͊̿͆͑̆̚͝͝ Ö̵̢̧̘̼̼̝͖̱̮̠̥̮͍̫̘̮͇̣͈͈̣̖̩̜͗̇̔͛́̅̌͂̆́̈́͋͛͗͆́̆̚͡͡F ̢̛̛̭̙̩̲̘͎͕̦̜̰͍̭͇̼̑͌̇̍̔͐̀̆̋̋̊̾͌̄̃̚̕͘͘͝ͅͅͅ S ̨̢̡̢̹͇̗̪̯̩͚̼̻͖̜̣͇̲͑͒͒͋̽̿̀̕͘͜͜H̵̛̹̘͎͔̰̩̥̙͖͔̫̻̱͔͙͖͂̈́̌̃̅͋̃̅̉͗̆̽͒̅̕͡͝ͅḮ̶̧̡̛̩͕̟̤̩̰͍͇̯̫̤̳̰̝̮̜̔̒͐͆͛̓̓́̐̑̐͘͜͟͝ͅͅͅT ̭̬̝̋͊̇̎̂̊̎̾͊͝
*Person 19 dies a painful death*
Person 32: That's more like it.
Person 1: THATS IT IM CALLING PERSON 32
*Person 32 comes from the sky*
Person 32: Who to banish into the 2763rd dimension?
Person 1: that asshole over there
Person 32: Okay!
Person 32: D ̧̢̨̡͚͇̺̱̞͙͇͕̺̪͌̒͐̎̋͌̆́̿͐̓̈́͆̽͑̊͌̐͗͋͘̕̚͟͠Ḯ̴̡̢̧̛̪͍̹̱̜̠͚̝̱̲̲̥̭̱̞̳͆̄͆͌̐̈͌͑̓̒̃̀̕̕͟͟͝ͅͅE ̧͇̜̤̭͉̏̈́̔̓̂̌̓̆̈́͂̍̈́̉̿͌͘̕ͅ Y̴̡̫̻͍͉̘̑͗͗̀͒͆̄̈́̊̏̈͂͋̎͆̅͆̾͊̈́͂̍͘͡͝Ő̶̧̨͔̯͕̪̲̤͇̞̺͎̭̘͚͙̙̙̼̯̦̹͗͊̔͟Ư̶̡̢̛͚͎̹̦̞̋̐̎̋̾̊̑̿͌̓̓̋̀̾͌̅̈͐͘͜͝͡͝ A̶̢̟͓͇̙̹͍̙͑̽̽̊̎͌͑̉̆̀̈́̿̎̀̀͘͝ͅT̶͉̤̪͚̜̙̲̺̪̹͉̰̯̏̈́̍̂́̾R ̧̨͓͇͎̠͇̆̓͒̒̔̎̎̇͛̿̀̀̋͑̅̓̔̿͘͜͝͠͡ͅȮ̴̡̹̊͌̆̓̀̏̃̽̚̚͜͝C̶̢͉͓͇̯͇͕̪̮̲͇̜̪̍̈́̾̈́̑̐̃͂̆̾͛͛̃́̋̄͂̑̕̕ͅI ̛͖͋̇́̍̍́̂̐̈́̊̌͊̈́̄̈́͛̍̚͘̕Ǒ̴̡͇̣̰̬͎͈̤͔̣͇͎͇̍̒́͆̇̄̅͊͐͑͂͆͆͂̔̋͠Ȗ̴̪̱̩̙̮̑̾̉̈̔̀̂̐̒͊͊́͒̐͊͘͝͡S̶̨͕͙̲̫̻̪̩̤̺̜͈̹̹̝͎̥̺͓͗̽͂̾̊͑͘͜͟͠ P ̖̠͎̃̔̑̽̍̄̍͋̊̾̂̏̽̇̑̕̕̕͜͝͡͝Í̴̢̢̛̞̺̻͓̣̗̲̩͍̠̻̂͒̅̋̍͂̿̌̏̓̌̃̈͒͆̆͘͟͠͠E ̡̭͎̯͙̗̄͊̅̂̊̽́̊̈́̓̔͋̓͌̓͂͐̈C̴̛̖̻̓̀̐̊͗̐̀̎́͑̈̓̈́̃͂̚̕̚͡͡͡E̴̡̡̬̳͖͙̖͖̝͕̮͔̫̩͕͈͚̜͔͋̄̇̈́̇̓͒͊̿͆͑̆̚͝͝ Ö̵̢̧̘̼̼̝͖̱̮̠̥̮͍̫̘̮͇̣͈͈̣̖̩̜͗̇̔͛́̅̌͂̆́̈́͋͛͗͆́̆̚͡͡F ̢̛̛̭̙̩̲̘͎͕̦̜̰͍̭͇̼̑͌̇̍̔͐̀̆̋̋̊̾͌̄̃̚̕͘͘͝ͅͅͅ S ̨̢̡̢̹͇̗̪̯̩͚̼̻͖̜̣͇̲͑͒͒͋̽̿̀̕͘͜͜H̵̛̹̘͎͔̰̩̥̙͖͔̫̻̱͔͙͖͂̈́̌̃̅͋̃̅̉͗̆̽͒̅̕͡͝ͅḮ̶̧̡̛̩͕̟̤̩̰͍͇̯̫̤̳̰̝̮̜̔̒͐͆͛̓̓́̐̑̐͘͜͟͝ͅͅͅT ̭̬̝̋͊̇̎̂̊̎̾͊͝
*Person 19 dies a painful death*
Person 32: That's more like it.
by The person creator September 28, 2025
Get the Person 32mug.