Pecker parrot

When you plop you cock on your girls shoulders and ask her does Polly want a pecker?

Earlier while you were outside I gave Kelly a pecker parrot

by Tmatt October 5, 2023

pecker premium price

The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.

Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'

Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.

by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023

Parker

Where do I start..? He’s quirky, funny and most importantly…. HE IS WITTEWY HITTING DA GWIDDY! If you get close he can give you some nice tips and tricks of the lifestyle of a professional gwiddier.

Person 1 “ What is he doing?”
Person 2 “Wait. Is he hitting da GWIDDY!”
Person 1 “ THATS A PARKER

by Bookworm5453 November 6, 2023

Parkering

When you attempt to park a car but you forgot to apply the hand break.

Will thought he parked the car, but seeing it role into the street proved it was a case of parkering.

by Pistolpeddy January 6, 2024

Parker

Parker is the biggest, tallest bitch you'll ever meet. He played hockey in highschool and thats allll he talks about. Solid C student with a lower-than-average life. Rides dirt bikes in his spare time.

1: Hey, is that guy named Parker?
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!

by nawn January 26, 2024

Pecker Blind

To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Pecker Blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

Parkers_views

He’s a helper at KK and has a twin named YourlocalfurryXavier aka Moondrop
Parkers_views such a good friend to his fellow hrs and especially to his twin

Parkers_views: HEY TWIN WHATS UP?
Moondrop: HELLO, TWIN IM GOOD I GUESS...
Parkers_views: Aw that's okay to hear

by YourlocalfurryXavier November 20, 2023