Dead Seal Attack

You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.

Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk

by asksidnow June 7, 2010

dead beat grandmom

Promises your grandchildren that you'll pick them up to take them to a special place and never calls or shows up.Lives in the same city or area and never goes and sees them. Doesn't call them on holidays or birthdays.Seeks out other grandkids who live hours away.Claims to be a church goer,while telling lies to there grandchildren and smoking crack. Then lies,and blames it on the mother or father for (their) neglect!

I always see my daughters dead beat grandmom in town, but she always got excuses for why she don't see her granddaughter!

by tellthetruthD August 1, 2012

back from the dead

time to get head.

back from the dead time to get head

by the cooler penguin27 November 5, 2021

brain-dead gawker

someone who gawks in your face--inappropriately, of course.

You are on a bus and someone wearing headphones or who looks like they think they're watching a TV program gawks in your face. You don't bother to say "Hello!" (or "WTF?!") because you already know they won't answer nor even blink, but instead you heartily remind yourself under your breathe, "(It's just) a brain-dead gawker (oh yeah!)"

by ozmatic November 24, 2010

Dead Horse Vibe

1. The 'Dead Horse Vibe' occurs when there's a difference of opinion and both parties don't want to back down from their views which causes an annoyance which in turn makes both parties feel awkward but they still try and act like nothings wrong.

2. Another meaning of the 'Dead Horse Vibe' is where people/friends have been hanging out/sleeping over for a long duration(1 or more weeks) and eventually everyone runs out of material(things to say) and wants to go home which creates a weird feeling but everyone still continues to try and act normal.

Example for meaning 1:

Guy1: Hey did you see that cool movie?
Guy2: nah I didnt like it much, its lame
Guy1: Thats your opinion but still... why dont you like it?
Guy2: I dont have any reasons for not liking it
Guy1: I didnt say you needed a reason for not liking it, I was just asking a simple question
Guy2: I dunno I just dont like it, why do you care?
Guy1: I dont care but still you must have some sort of idea why you dont like it

-Dead Horse Vibe Activated-

by yuh66h March 18, 2014

dead rapper society

A group of true niggas who think rap music is much better when the rapper is dead including easy-e,tupac and b.i.g. Also its a rap version of "the dead poet society"

Francisco-who wants to join the dead rapper society

Ivan-nope, kayne west is my nigga
Francisco-I wish he was dead

by xxyyxx2 February 12, 2014

Dead Beat Dad

Is a loser, Broke AF, liar, Fucking Ugly, Shitty at helping provide for there kid. Ghost the mother after giving him multiple chances, ironically has a kid with someone else and the baby’s wore born on the SAME DAY.

I’m sorry to say but you have a “dead beat dad”.

by Fred McBride May 22, 2021