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hello the names colm

The wife keeps texting me. I shat in the girls bathroom last night! It was the Craic!
“Ugh my wife shit on my phone” “Hello the names Colm!”
by Sam o shame ass July 5, 2021
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Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".
"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike
by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025
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The moment when someone (your Mom) cannot correctly identify the gender of a name, e.g. your Mom thinks that Jesse is a feminine name even though it akcually is a masculine name
When I told my mom I was friends with Jesse, she was like, 'Oh, is she nice?' That's total name-gender unidentifiability—Jesse can totally be a guy's name!
by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025
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Name

By far the most useless category on this site just so they can please the angsty teens who want to call omeone a cunt.
Bob

Bob is a gay dickless fagg who doesnt know how to treat a true girl, also his name sounds gay anyways.

~PleaseComeBackToMeBob
by Densest November 24, 2017
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national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day

give a kiss to a person that's name starts with an L
everyone stop talking about national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day
by ummmidkmaybenot December 9, 2023
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[last name]thirty

last namethirty is a time when any particular individual shows up to work. Might be 9am. Might be 9:30am. Depends on a number of factors and the individual (i.e. border, traffic, weather, illness, bad burrito, etc.).
Employee 1: Where's last name at? What time is he coming in?
Employee 2: I don't know.. maybe last namethirty? He texted last night and mentioned something about having some bad Mexican food at this new place... might be a bad burrito slowing him down...
by Kap21 November 12, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>Versailles' Interruption Is Anything Named "'America'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Versailles' Interruption Is Anything Named "'America'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
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