by richardcommey June 02, 2021
A very common disease. It's about that part of kpop fans who pretend to be lesbians. Many of them are aged 13-16 and may also use neopronouns. Many of them also do this just because it's considered cool in kpoptwt
by jensimp11 November 01, 2020
A Canoe Lesbian is one of only two types of lesbians. This lesbian will go out of nowhere and cut a tree down and make a canoe out of it. This canoe will sit in a room for over a month and collect dust, waiting for its lesbian to ride it hard one day!
Fred turns to his friend and asks, "Yo, bro, I didn't know Lola was lesbian."
His friend Gary turns to him and pauses from giving his girlfriend sweaty backshots, "Yeah, bro; she's like totally a Canoe Lesbian."
Fred, "A canoe lesbian?"
Gary's girlfriend huffs from below Gary, "Yeah, she just like took an axe to a tree one day and built a canoe."
Gary: "Yeah, bro, up and nowhere, too. It's like she just snapped after she scissored Mary." Gary flips his girlfriend around and starts pounding her from the front.
Fred shrugs as he watches them from the couch, "Damn, I didn't know there were different types of lesbians. That's wild, and it's good for her, I guess. What's she going to do with the canoe?"
Gary groans as his girlfriend moans, "Yeah, I don't know. I guess it will just collect dust until she decides to ride it out hard one day!" Gary thrusts one more time and slumps next to his girlfriend, breathing hard, his cock throbbing and empty.
Fred, unfazed, just stares at the picture of Lola on his phone as he reaches for his zipper, "Damn, unfortunate for the canoe."
His friend Gary turns to him and pauses from giving his girlfriend sweaty backshots, "Yeah, bro; she's like totally a Canoe Lesbian."
Fred, "A canoe lesbian?"
Gary's girlfriend huffs from below Gary, "Yeah, she just like took an axe to a tree one day and built a canoe."
Gary: "Yeah, bro, up and nowhere, too. It's like she just snapped after she scissored Mary." Gary flips his girlfriend around and starts pounding her from the front.
Fred shrugs as he watches them from the couch, "Damn, I didn't know there were different types of lesbians. That's wild, and it's good for her, I guess. What's she going to do with the canoe?"
Gary groans as his girlfriend moans, "Yeah, I don't know. I guess it will just collect dust until she decides to ride it out hard one day!" Gary thrusts one more time and slumps next to his girlfriend, breathing hard, his cock throbbing and empty.
Fred, unfazed, just stares at the picture of Lola on his phone as he reaches for his zipper, "Damn, unfortunate for the canoe."
by freaksters October 16, 2024
A saying used to tell someone, often a Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World fan, that you're in love with them. According to Scott, it's the L word, But according to Wallace, the L word is love.
Person 1: "Dude i'm in lesbians with you"
Person 2: "Oh lesbian? I support you"
Person 1: "no, I'm in LESBIANS with you!!!"
Person 2: "Oh lesbian? I support you"
Person 1: "no, I'm in LESBIANS with you!!!"
by Cammyreal August 22, 2024
the girl that wears the short basketball shorts, possibly from the men’s section, always has her hair in a bun and a old ass car (most likely a subaru) always has a double double straight from tim’s and think she’s the hottest shit with all her flannels.
by thehottestlesbianintown June 14, 2024
Two ladies that can't be together in person. So they call each other up and play mobile lesbians . Kind of like phone sex but mobile lesbians
Hey I really miss you, I'm going to call you up this evening so that we can both turn on our vibrators and play mobile lesbians .
by Homewrecker September 08, 2017
For the sexually, open and advanced female. This term would describe a women who is not bi. or bi curious or anything related to a one on one relationship with a female. But A woman who is turned on by how well a male pleases another woman.
For Couples, the partner is simply turned on by watching her man as he fucks another woman. She may or may not join.
For Single ladies, same scenario, although, the single female is initially interested in the male but as a Couple they are more attractive and would be open to joining them: but has no intention on just participating with the female solo. not even to let the male watch. The couples interaction together is as much of a turn on.
For Couples, the partner is simply turned on by watching her man as he fucks another woman. She may or may not join.
For Single ladies, same scenario, although, the single female is initially interested in the male but as a Couple they are more attractive and would be open to joining them: but has no intention on just participating with the female solo. not even to let the male watch. The couples interaction together is as much of a turn on.
WIFE/GF - Dam babe you see that sexy female, I bet you would tare her up. I would love to see you work her over first, then maybe together. I'm a Dick lesbian tonight.
Single Female - I wouldnt mind Ietting craig cum on my face, and his wife looks like she can take his dick like a champ, she is really in love with him, i bet they look good fucking. I would love to help him make her scream. I'm not bi but I wonder if being dick lesbian is cool with them.
Single Female - I wouldnt mind Ietting craig cum on my face, and his wife looks like she can take his dick like a champ, she is really in love with him, i bet they look good fucking. I would love to help him make her scream. I'm not bi but I wonder if being dick lesbian is cool with them.
by Gena Lee April 19, 2018