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A big fat fuck who ate my cake and sits on me he also sucks dicks
by Mr badaman tumble November 6, 2018
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Josh is a gayboy
by larrythesnail November 8, 2018
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Josh is the most fittest boy you will ever meet. He has a light tan and most times brown hair. He can be quite short but is a bad ass boy. He has all girls liking him

from any direction.

He has a big penis and can always make a girl happy. If he had a GF then he would treat her right.
Person 1: Omg girl look at that fit boy he looks peng!

Person 2: omg totes agree, his name has to be Josh
by YiYa November 10, 2018
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Josh is the type of man to have a long ass neck and be proud of it. He is mostly a good guy but will brag about his neck at any time he can.
by chingchong<3rice November 11, 2018
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short for joshua. a bit of a player before you get to know him. hottest guy around and has all the girls falling for him. struggles to find his true friends and is often thought of as shallow and self-obsorbed. when a josh finds a girl he likes he becomes a bit shy around her and can't seem to get her like all the others. fun when you get to know him and has a good sense of humor.
"look at they guy, he must be a josh"
by horseywhisperer February 22, 2019
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a manipulative piece of shit who you’ll end up making car and rent payments for. he’ll suck all the life out of you & uses being depressed as the reason that he is the way he is.
Girl 1: my boyfriend’s behind on car payments and got kicked out of his apartment because he couldn’t make rent.

Girl 2: oh, you’re dating a josh.
by radical egg February 22, 2019
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That one kid who sings HIT OR MISS or yells REEEEEEE anywhere he goes, has little to no brain cells because he got dat ligma
Guy: *diong work*
Josh: HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH?
Guy: come on
by Ur mum gay lol m8 February 25, 2019
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