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alvie john

A person with a profound personality. Man and women just can't resist the temptation to approach this person. As a he, he is a sexy beast with an undeniable enticing odor. He is as seductive as one can be! As a she, she is an erotic entity who is free from anything. She can be heartless from time to time and that doesn't stop there! Her being considerate makes people owe a lot to her.
People love making out with Alvie John.
by crisbounder619 November 4, 2012
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Happy John

Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.
I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.
by The Lar November 21, 2019
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John Nicoletti

"When will John Nicoletti support me and my mom?"
by peefwan October 27, 2017
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Koppeling A John

A term used by the residents of Cape Town, a modern slang term, a linguistic cross-over between English and Afrikaans.

The act of leaving your group of friends when you are very emotional ie. acting like a little bitch over something trivial and/or stupid
James: "Don't be an idiot Luke, Gibson is way better than Fender :
Luke: well, "Fuck you James I've had enough of your shit."

*Luke storms away tears flushing down his face"

James" Aii there Luke is Koppeling A John"
by Malloy the taking Bear February 18, 2018
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John Fortnite

He is the embodiment of the game itself. He is always watching out for his sons and daughters of the Fortnite realm. He is married and living with Jack Crap.
Wow John Fortnite is such a daddy I love him! He watches me, cares for me, and buys me $19 Fortnite Cards.
by QuakBro June 15, 2023
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potato john

Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny

If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst
There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.
by Spudlord November 12, 2019
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John Mabe

A person discovered by The Three Musketeers whose last name is 'mabe'. The phrase 'John Mabe' has the same meaning as 'mabe'.
"Yo wanna meet up at Doncaster on Thursday?"

"John Mabe."
by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022
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