John Sitto

A greasy ass nigga who flexes with fake shit in hopes that it'll make him popular or get him laid. He steals his friends credit cards and only smokes weed so he can hang out with people.

Ay that hoe john sitto was flexing with his fake gucci belt and said that madison sucked his dick, what a lie

by Literally everyone at Woodbrid January 27, 2018

John Doe

John Doe and is a multiple-use placeholder name that is used in the United States when the true name of a person is unknown or is being intentionally concealed. In the context of law enforcement in the United States, such names are often used to refer to a corpse whose identity is unknown or unconfirmed.

John doe was a mysterious man.

by deware February 20, 2023

John Nicoletti

My dad

"When will John Nicoletti support me and my mom?"

by peefwan October 27, 2017

peaceful john

Giving a blow job to sleeping guy

Randy passed out but that girl was so hammered she gave him a peaceful john

by moosewithdabiggoose June 22, 2014

Jeremy John

a motherfucking gorilla who will eat your cookies

yo that motherfucker is so swol he is like a Jeremy John

by g2b1o2y1 October 8, 2021

john and molly

A John and a Molly is perfect for each other. They laugh, live and love together. They simply can't get enough of each other and their sex is insanly good. If you meet John and Molly you will be inspired, and maybe jealous as well beacuse everyone wants what John and Molly has. The relationship of John and Molly is true goals.

Boy: I want to be like John and Molly
Girl: I know, their relationship is goals

by Swagmaster078 October 7, 2017

Johns Mom

A mother of a boy named John.

Also a person who sleeps with many women.

Johns mom bought a spa.

by Sucacock May 14, 2023