jacob emerick

He broke up with me because I wouldn't let him rape me anymore, he litteraly looks like a Chinese person with them fucked up slanted eyes, his red hair got me fucked up and his dick never did the job, FUCK he's ugly and pulls ZERO bitches, p.s. he has like 3 STD'S cuz he's gay
by Braiden fahrney November 22, 2024
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Lailah and jacob

the hottest couple in town and are 4lifers and the best people
by bestiebaddie October 31, 2021
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Jacob Riley Downing

The name of the most sexiest man alive , when he walks by all the girls they grow a penis and get the most pants throbbing erection. Jacobs also really buff from his pre workout and gym sessions with his friends Craig Kelly & Riley Kerr
Girl: OMG I got a BF

Other Girl : OMG who is it

Girl : Jacob Riley Downing

Other Girl : Holy fuck I just grew a dick and got a pants throbbing erection
by JacobIsDaddy25_YT March 16, 2023
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A jacob

When you have mixed feelings for someone😘💦 or 😤😒
by Sarah.k April 30, 2017
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A Jacob

When Your mate called Jacob gets mad as fuck and starts screaming because you killed his minecraft dog
by Zach-41 February 10, 2021
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A Jacob

A name you use when you don’t want to use your real name. A good and convincing fake name. No one is named Jacob
Jordan told Tyler he was A Jacob.
by garboojizz October 18, 2022
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Jacobed

verb: the act of jumping one's titan in lieu of bridging by mistake in past tense.
by Levarris August 15, 2019
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