Jacob Beck

Someone who is not good at tileman

friend one: Hey bro, have you seen Jacob Becks tileman skills?
Friend two: Yeah he sucks

by hdulsdujs October 15, 2020

jacob lassiter

An asshole who likes big fat whales, aka women who are fat. He thinks if you have short hair you're a guy, and if you have long hair, then you're a girl. He is the big gay

jacob lassiter is mean to me and my friends

by Jacobdidthis May 9, 2018

jacob mouillesseaux

he is always a silly goose

jacob mouillesseaux the fat old mouillesseaux man

by somebody not the silly goose December 10, 2021

Jacob gifford

Fat Lookin kid that likes glitches on black ops 3 and loves saying the N word and is probably heterosexual for an anime body pillow

Jesus you actin like a big Jacob Gifford

by Ifirhdifkejfie May 5, 2019

Jacob M

A short , fat white boy. He has a patch of grey hair and likes little girls. Very toxic.

"ew I heard he only likes underage girls"
"Yeahh really gross , that's Jacob Marshall"

by Your daddy Lexiee February 14, 2022

jacob sanger

Real Big Chinned guy. Has a big johnny and never has a full tank of gas. J cole enthusiast

John: Whats your personality like?
Goblin: Oh like a jacob sanger wannabe

by owenzachkortlops12334i4 November 28, 2023

Jacob

was gifted a lot of talents from God. A lot of girls like him but they just want a fake relationship so he keeps looking; you'll probably never catch him crying but he does; he mourn over a girl for more than 3 years and he will remember all of the relationships he had before; he tries a lot but girls just like playing with his heart; he doesn't know why he still tries sometimes; maybe because he's a Christian just trying to show others that he's not that terrible; they know they just don't care.

Jacob: Why did you want to go out then?
girl: go out? HA! in your dreams buddy! Hey everyone look at me! I'm ripping up someones love life! Lets see if we can make his heart smaller; lets see if he will except anyone after this!!!

by itsjustjacob May 16, 2025