Hot Salami

The action of slapping a person with a hot and sweaty dick

My friend hot salamied someone at his birthday party

by oledad27 January 16, 2017

Hot foxin

Spending a glorious passionate night of smooching, cuddling, spooning, stroking, fondling and heavy petting whilst at least one individual remains partially clothed in a pair of impenetrable prod proof tights, thus maintaining decency and chastity at all times..

"Chimichanga" exclaimed the Hun "look at that sexy vixen warming her dead tipped fingers on a huge cup of bisto, I'd give my right kidney for one night of HOT FOXIN with her"

by The Lucan Fox November 6, 2023

Hot Marm

Referring to an agreement; period, no cap, facts, go piss sis

I’m so over this work shift “Hot Marm

by Tsabbb January 22, 2023

Hot Mervin

To plant fecal matter into the food and or beverage of ones client.

Typical Mervins:
*Sandwich
*Burger (Patties)
*Salad
*Spaghetti (Meat Balls)
*Sausage or Beef Dog (Hot Dogs are too pink)
*Beer
*Hot Fudge Sundae (FUDGE)

My boss is a DICK so i gave him a Hot Mervin in his Burrito and blamed it on the hot new bimbo apprentice.

by Shrexyshrek March 31, 2015

slag hot

A girl who isnt a slag and is all natural, but is still so frickin hot that you would think she would be one.

guy1: hey did you see that girl emily
guy2: yeah shes slag hot man

by TigerBass September 11, 2011

hot shoulder

When you send a hot person a funeral invite in an attempt to get some action

Bobby: Hey Becky, what's Chad doing here... at our uncle's funeral?
Becky: Oh, I invited him after he posted a hot insta
Bobby: You mean he's the hot shoulder?
Becky: Mhmmmm

by ThotIHadALife June 27, 2018

Hot JoJo

The practice of deep frying a twinky and using it in a sexual manner. (Penetration, to penetrate, masturbation)

Damn, the other day I straight up Hot JoJo'd myself to sleep.

Yo, you wanna come over and give me a Hot JoJo?

by Hot JoJo January 15, 2015