when you have the power to vote 100%

the single most annoying comment in youtube poll comment sections. please stop writing them, you get nothing out of this other than flooding comment sections

comment: when you have the power to vote 100% feels so good
reply: why did you take your time to write this

by 5ze7xr6 May 11, 2021

Having a steamie

Shooting web on a train as it toots

That Gunzel Michael loves having a steamie

by Portunes June 8, 2021

Having it Down

To 'Have something down' is to take a penil, pen or similarly sized and shaped cylindrical object and place it on the back of the middle finger with the other fingers resting ontop while said hand is rested flat on a table or other flat surface. Then the sportsman will raise the free hand above the pen. With a fast and sharp motion, the free hand is slammed down palm first on the back of the lower hand. The pen will then be snapped over the back of the middle finger. It can be relatively painful for those in the persuit of such sport.

The challenge is to break as many pens, pencils or other objects as possible in one go.

"I bet you cant 'ave that down"

"Jeez, Glynn... that's a fountain pen"

"Bugger it, I'll be having it down"

by Wonnywocketwon June 11, 2021

having a coffee with RJ

RJ hosts a morning live program called "Having a Coffee with RJ." Though the show is called "Coffee with RJ," everyone jokingly knows it as a pseudonym for "Masturbation."

I was watching Coffee with RJ as I was Having a Coffee with RJ.

by The Team. June 11, 2021

boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

Fuck you but have a nice day

When a nice guy wants to tell somebody that he should fuck off.

Some Random Asshole:Hey Nice guy you suck ass

Nice guy: well fuck you but have a nice day

by DxLtV June 19, 2021

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024