Horse Juice

Another name for tequila due to a horses affinity for it.

"Last night I found a trail of horse juice leading back to the barn. that was an expensive bottle too!"

by greenwaterr August 16, 2022

Nigerian Horse

When a person acts silly and snorts violently like a horse.

Person 1: omg did u see the funny video i sent you
Person 2: omg Yessss, "Horse Snorts"
Person 1: Lmaooo ur such a Nigerian Horse

by John Wock August 21, 2022

Horse girl

A girl who really just loves and cares about their horse.

That horse girl

by Horse48 August 29, 2022

Horse grenade

An impossible goal or ideal for which to strive. A reference to the saying "close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes". Getting as close to the ideal as possible is the goal.

That Democrat horse grenade bill should be passed shortly.

by BurtonLucifer September 2, 2022

Pale Horse

Fentanyl
Heroin was called "horse" for many years, and fentanyl (sometimes called china white) is nasically a pale or lighter colored horse. .

8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

by KrashWorship September 9, 2022

Star Wars Horse

What lame-os call the AT-AT but cosmically and emotionally, this is the true name of that big thing in episode V. That shit was crazy.

*Driving past the Oakland cranes*
“Oh! The Star Wars Horses!”

by Pleabs415 September 10, 2022

Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.

My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”

by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022