Ethan Goring

My gorgeous baby boy ♥

Ethan Goring is the best thing that has ever happened to me, I love him with every inch of my heart ♥

by gingeypumpkin_ July 13, 2021

ethan

the best person to exsist

"yo i cannot believe i even walked near ethan today"

by lololoaoalal February 12, 2023

Ethan Myton

Needs a hair cut

Hey ethan, you look homeless as fuck go get a haircut you ethan myton

by The most special special June 26, 2023

Ethan Bynum

The most charming person ever. He is almost as nice looking as he is smart. All of the girls love him. He is humble, nice, and loves helping people, but there is a bad side to Ethan. He can beat up as many man as there are girls chasing him ( that’s a lot).

1. An all around perfect person.

2. Someone that is really, really cool.

Ethan Bynum: The coolest person in the world.

by NeverLies99 December 19, 2021

Ethan

Someone who is absolutely amazing, gorgeous, hot, sexy, hockey boy, dazzling smile, looks to die for, all around perfect kind of boy. All the girls want him, he’s a dream come true for many people. Once you have him, don’t let him slip through your fingers, as he’s unique And hard to find. The type of boy who would easily without doubt make sure he looks after his girlfriend, and wouldn’t put anything Dupitt in-front of her. Very popular, and a VERY good fighter. BEWARE!

He also has a VERY big penis!

girl 1 - Do you know Ethan?
girl 2 - Hell yeah! he’s a real charmer
girl 3 - Oh of course I know him!

by My name is ???????? May 29, 2020

Ethan

A whiny little bitch, who doesn't know the jack shit about anything, but jerking off. He is, and will die a virgin, and has a penis the size of a Lego piece. If you so much as touch an Ethan, he will scream at you in a furious rage, crying and accusing you in any way possible. When in the rage, they somehow manage to summon the strength to chuck full sized live horse. An Ethan weighs 300 pounds and never works out and only eats chick-fil-a. Either that, or at the age of 34 is only three feet tall, and weighs 90 pounds. He has also has found a way to suck his own dick, and does it all day, and lives in his parent's attic, because his other siblings have already occupied the basement. At least it's better than a cardboard box! An Ethan has an unbelievable collection of useless and pointless talents, such as playing video games, and identifying and type of part in a dollar bill. He is also extremely ugly, and smells worse than shit, and only has a couple teeth remaining in his head. He also has a head the size of a beach ball, but his face is as big as ping-pong ball.

"Do you see that homeless guy over there? He must be an Ethan"

by TheAnkleKicker December 15, 2017

Ethan Knight Tingle

Ethan go suck a huge dick

ethan knight tingle is called tinkerbell

by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020