Egg

A person who has gotten a buzz cut, and looks like a chemotherapy or holocaust survivor.

Sup "EGG", "Scrambled or fried?"

by The bots definitions September 9, 2020

Egg Drop Soup

When you keep a cup of hot tea on the night stand while fucking and hop off and cum in the cup making egg drop soup.

We made egg drop soup last night, our very own style of bukake.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

egg

WHY THE F___ IS THEIR SO MANY WAYS TO COOK THIS YELLOW S__T

how do you want your eggs

me: "looks with death stare"

by w h a t t h e f e c c November 2, 2018

Sausage and Eggs

A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".

I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs

by dustybluebear August 1, 2020

mixed eggs

Americans call it mixed eggs. Who scrambled eggs??

Mandy have you had mixed eggs? Madly: No wtf is that, you mean scrambled? Me: Americans are weird

by Pooplead September 22, 2020

eggs benedict arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared as usual. While mixing the hollandaise, some male ejaculate is added to the sauce.

"Hey Jimmy, how are those eggs benedict arnold?" Jimmy does a spittake.

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

George W. Bush Egg Theory

The George W. Bush Egg Theory, initially coined by David Andrew Gosnell, attempts to give insight into the purpose of human life. Based on David Andrew Gosnell’s version of the George W. Bush Egg Theory, every human to ever exist is simply a reincarnation of George W. Bush. This world, as we know it, is made for George W. Bush and only George W. Bush.

George W. Bush Egg Theory is the truth

by George W. Bush’s Reincarnation March 19, 2024