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dick off

To waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed.
-Dude, I can't play b-ball today 'cause I've got to finish up this flippin brief.

-Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!
by Jyash April 21, 2005
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giggly-dick

When one laughs so hard while urinating that they end up waving their dick around and pissing in/on everything but the toilet bowl
Guy1: Oh... you giggly-dick
Guy2: I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, it's your bathroom after all
by LarryVR March 18, 2007
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dick head

the guy who takes you to dinner than makes you pay.

the guy who takes off the condom when having sex

the guy that never calls your back, after he said he will

the guy that cheats on you with your sister

(fyi im a chick)
hey see that dude over there, he looks like a total dick head
by sleas January 3, 2009
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dick canoe

A person that flakes on friends, family and relationships for their own personal agenda. They tend to float away and are consumed by their own ego.
Jamie is such a dick canoe, we were going to play COD but he went to eat a hotdog.
by MTYBargainedForYet July 5, 2017
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Dick Receptionist

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.
That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.
by jaioramos November 15, 2022
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Crum Dick

Someone who is always eating in bed and that gets crums in their dick
YOU BEST STOP EATING IN BED BEFORE YOU GET CRUM DICK AND A MOUSE BITES YOUR DICK OFF!!!
by TheUndergroundShade June 16, 2016
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Dick Shannery

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.
by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019
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