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fibre cunt

A human of very low standing who when presented with any obstacle will simply roll over and throw a tantrum.
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.

The lowest of the low
Look at the state of that over there John!!! That's a terrible state to let yourself get in to.

No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it
by assmasta March 31, 2017
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Cunt-chested

1) when a woman's boobs are so big that her cunt appears to be on her chest
2) when a woman with big boobs has a cold
Girl: Did you see Lucy in that dress?

Guy: hell yeah, that chick is cunt-chested
by dikcee and laverner April 24, 2017
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dale the cunt

a faggot who buds in every conversation acting like he knows what's up
by cosmicappleeee May 18, 2017
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mopey cunt

The listless/sad/unproductive feeling you get when you are away from your loved one.
"I'm such a mopey cunt when she's not around!"

"Stop being such a mopey cunt! You'll see him soon"

"He's being such a mopey cunt, listening to power ballads again"
by Katsbud February 22, 2018
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Skunk cunt

When a pussy looks cute and innocent from a far but has a smell that could strip the paint of a car and leave you smelling like a dump. Probably will have to bath in tomato juice.
Bruh, I heard your girl got the skunk cunt.
by ZestySock May 9, 2018
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cunt gaunlet

When a female flexes her vaginal muscles during intercourse and holds the male genitalia hostage until you cum inside.

This is normally done as a tactic to have a child when the female is suspects your holding in your loads because you dont want children
steve- I think i got stacey pregnent

bill- wtf i thought she was just your side bitch
steve- she is but i got my dick stuck in a cunt gaunlet and could hold in my cum
by piss jerking March 8, 2017
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cart cunt

A woman who pushes an annoying useless cart around an office. She usually spies on you and your work and will linger around and steal things behind your back that are lying around.
The cart cunt usually hits this part of the office at 2 pm every day.
by MindFireDX September 20, 2016
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