Cum-Dumpster

A Cum-Dumpster is a man who cums more than a normal. For example he would actually fill anyone up, even if he wore a condom. It would not be a good idea for someone to give a man like this a blow job because they would have to get their stomach pumped.

My sister almost died after sucking off her Cum-Dumpster boyfriend.

by Suck a very large dick January 22, 2018

Cum teeth

When your teeth are caked with cum ,
Usually caused from multiple blow jobs at a time

Fapmonsoon has cum teeth

by moodirun May 18, 2016

cum rub

The process of rubbing loads of cum onto one's body and taking pleasure in the act.

After the fantastic gangbang last night I gave myself a good cum rub because semen is a terrible thing to waste.

by lalaloveless August 19, 2018

Schrodinger's Cum

When you donate to a sperm bank and are unsure if you have fathered a child.

My buddy Dave JO'd at a sperm bank and now he's got Schrodinger's cum yo

by Type4Me June 19, 2016

Cum Pimple

ejaculating in your partner's mouth, then having her squeeze the nutjuice through her mouth/cheek piercing hole using her tongue and fingers like popping a pimple.

Quan :"Man I nutted in that hoe mouth yesterday; and asked her to push that shit out through her cheek piercing using her tongue."

Lurch : "...She do that?"

Quan : "Hell yeah nigga! My nut started came out her cheek like a pimple. Cum pimple....

Lurch "Man, that lil $80 will make bitches do anything!"

by Piff_Johnson December 14, 2015

Curb Cum

Ths process of having somone place their dick and balls together on a curb then stomping on them so hard it causes them to ejaculate blood and cum

onto the curb

We curb cumed him

by JesusMc2 June 21, 2018

cum shut

adj. when someone gets cum on their face and eyes. Due to the sticky consistency and fast drying nature they can no longer open their eyes. They become "cum shut".

Linda spent the night doing bukaki and her eyes became cum shut

by Brittany Elizabeth December 11, 2007