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political christian

A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"
" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."
by Uffish Tea November 6, 2018
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ChRisTiAniSm

A word the little Christian bitch ass Karen uses at a skate park full of young adults, when she’s pretending that she has a diploma in englishing, and hears one of them say frick
Teenager: man sick FLIP
Karen: did you just say FLIP, this is a skatepark full of children (she means 17yr olds) ChRisTiAniSm
by Dickmynarybitches August 12, 2020
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ChRisTiAniSm

A word the little Christian bitch ass Karen uses at a skate park full of young adults, when she’s pretending that she has a diploma in englishing, and hears one of them say frick
Teenager: man sick FLIP
Karen: did you just say FLIP, this is a skatepark full of children (she means 17yr olds) ChRisTiAniSm
by Dickmynarybitches August 12, 2020
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Christian

Someone with a soul and mind as deep as the inner most parts of the earth, and a heart that gives definition to the word “Gentleness.” In his smile and laugh you find peace and safety, assured that you can be yourself and still be precious in his eyes. Someone with a character of integrity and unwavering goodness, his view of the world and people an inspiration, someone you can learn from and who will always believe in and encourage you. A shoulder to cry on. A friend to laugh with. You can trust him with your heart in the most delicate of ways. His ability to understand and listen is the most precious gift, and he cares deeply for those he loves.
When I can’t trust anyone with myself, I’ll trust Christian
by coffeeinthenighttime November 22, 2021
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Dryfork Christian School

Dryfork christian school is a school that nobody knows about. it’s on dryfork road and has 120 students ranging from k-12 and the girls outnumber the boys 90 to 30. they have so little high schoolers that the 8-12 classes are put together. we had to split sights so now the 3-6 grades are right down the road. most people send their kids here so they don’t have to be “exposed to the bad in the world” but all we talk ab is the “bad in the world” so theirs no point in sending your kids here. we have to wear a lame uniform that is a baby blue collared shirt and navy pants or skirt for the girls.
Boy:”Hey, have you heard of Dryfork Christian School?” Girl:”No.”
by anonymoususer7313 April 6, 2022
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christian

“like let me cheat in private damn” ~christian day 2021
by bahaha42321 July 20, 2021
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Christian Burris

One of the coolest people on the planet. A hiking enthusiast who has hiked the Appalachian Trail and the Vermont Long Trail. Also, a passionate and loyal supporter of Liverpool Football Club. He is most commonly known for being involved in a love triangle with Nicole Kidman and Kate Beckinsale.
Christian Burris is an awesome hiker.
by Skimt127 February 3, 2010
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